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I smile every time I see this photo. She has no idea how happy she’s about to be
Oh. My. God. This is so cute. I can’t even.
WAIT GUYS. HERE YOU GO.
AWWWWWWWWWW OMFG
THIS IS ADORABLE OMFG I CANT EVEN
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ONLY JUST NOW
DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES
WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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vB
hhhHHHHHHHHHH
THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG
the pessimist and the optimist
Actually crying here
are you too lazy to make actual eggs jfc
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Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy.
YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING
well with that attitude you cant
Why would you use the best ranch in the WORLD for THIS!?
Shame
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