ginger-jezus:

v4nillamilfshake:

jeremypolizzi:

birkinsandbaseball:

boston-belle:

I smile every time I see this photo. She has no idea how happy she’s about to be

Oh. My. God. This is so cute. I can’t even.

WAIT GUYS. HERE YOU GO.


AWWWWWWWWWW OMFG

THIS IS ADORABLE OMFG I CANT EVEN

ginger-jezus:

v4nillamilfshake:

jeremypolizzi:

birkinsandbaseball:

boston-belle:

I smile every time I see this photo. She has no idea how happy she’s about to be

Oh. My. God. This is so cute. I can’t even.

WAIT GUYS. HERE YOU GO.

Part 2 of the picture Surprise!

AWWWWWWWWWW OMFG

THIS IS ADORABLE OMFG I CANT EVEN

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the-absolute-best-posts:

ONLY JUST NOW
DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES
WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-best-posts:

ONLY JUST NOW

DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES

WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

(Source: tipsyggnostalgic, via archangelgabe)

discosmackdown:


vB

hhhHHHHHHHHHH

discosmackdown:

vB

hhhHHHHHHHHHH

Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.

lolzpicx:

image

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221b-bag-end:

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

image

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

are you too lazy to make actual eggs jfc

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hplyrikz:

Follow Hp Lyrikz for more!

hplyrikz:

Follow Hp Lyrikz for more!

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batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

Why would you use the best ranch in the WORLD for THIS!? 
Shame

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

Why would you use the best ranch in the WORLD for THIS!? 


Shame

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